Twists the meaning crazily.
Mondegreen, that weird phenomenon where mishearing a phrase from a poem or song produces a phrase with a whole new meaning.
Write a haiku (5-7-5) about a favorite mondegreen and submit it via the comments of this post.
Entries should be G- or PG-rated, and will be judged on creativity, humor, and technical merit. (In other words, it's completely subjective.)
July 31 2009, 11:59 p.m. EDT
A $5 Coldstone Creamery gift card!
Here's one to get you started:
Billy Idol sneers,
Asks the faceless woman out:
"How's about a date?"