Sunday, July 19, 2009

Haiku contest!

Hearing lyrics wrong
Twists the meaning crazily.
Mondegreen haiku.


Announcing the first ever
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Haiku Contest!

The theme:
Mondegreen, that weird phenomenon where mishearing a phrase from a poem or song produces a phrase with a whole new meaning.

The instructions:
Write a haiku (5-7-5) about a favorite mondegreen and submit it via the comments of this post.

Entries should be G- or PG-rated, and will be judged on creativity, humor, and technical merit. (In other words, it's completely subjective.)

The deadline:
July 31 2009, 11:59 p.m. EDT

The prize:
A $5 Coldstone Creamery gift card!

Here's one to get you started:

Billy Idol sneers,
Asks the faceless woman out:
"How's about a date?"

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Ode to the most most famous mondegreen of all...

    Hendrix was not gay
    "scuse me while I kiss this guy?"
    apparently not

    (Purple Haze, 1967)

    Sweet condiment smell
    "Up from the gravy a rose"
    strange resurrection?

    (Christ arose, 1874)

    Tomlin likes to golf
    We raise up holy hands to...
    praise the hole in one?

    (Unchanging, 2005)

    Ok that should get the ball rolling...

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  2. Anonymous9:45 PM

    Okay, I have two:

    Credence Clearwater:
    “There’s a bathroom on the right!”
    Not like a bad moon...

    Credence Clearwater:
    They do not need a penny,
    But they are pinheads

    Probably not the best you've gotten, but it's the best I got!

    Julie Weston

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  3. Strength will rise? "You're the
    Defender of the week" -- um . . .
    A football award?

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  4. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Canine Crusade Hymn:
    "Just as I am, without one
    flea..." I see that paw.

    Gerald Longjohn

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