Monday, August 03, 2009

Haiku contest WINNER!

After an arduous selection process,
we have a winner of


Canine Crusade Hymn:
"Just as I am, without one
flea..."
I see that paw.

Congratulations, Gerald Longjohn!

Evangelism
+ animal awareness
= pure awesome!


I'll drop your Coldstone Creamery gift card in the mail this week!


Other terrific entries came from...

Julie Weston:

Creedence Clearwater:
“There’s a bathroom on the right!”
Not like a bad moon...

(Thanks, Julie — CCR was one of my favorite bands when I was a kid!)


Matthew Westerholm:

Strength will rise? "You're the
Defender of the week" — um . . .
A football award?

(Football and worship choruses — what could be more American?)


...and one "Anonymous" [cough Pete Muir cough]:

Tomlin likes to golf
We raise up holy hands to...
praise the hole in one?

(What? Don't you raise your hands when you get a hole-in-one?)


You can read these and the other submissions in the comments of the original post.

Thanks for playing, everyone — you were great!

Next haiku contest: regional expressions!

1 comment:

  1. Yay! I'm so glad your contest went so spendidly, Pam! Next time maybe I won't be so lame and I'll actually enter. ;)

    We need to get together, you and I.

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