we have a winner of
Canine Crusade Hymn:
"Just as I am, without one
flea..." I see that paw.
Congratulations, Gerald Longjohn!
+ animal awareness
= pure awesome!
I'll drop your Coldstone Creamery gift card in the mail this week!
Other terrific entries came from...
“There’s a bathroom on the right!”
Not like a bad moon...
(Thanks, Julie — CCR was one of my favorite bands when I was a kid!)
(Football and worship choruses — what could be more American?)
...and one "Anonymous" [cough Pete Muir cough]:
Tomlin likes to golf
We raise up holy hands to...
praise the hole in one?
(What? Don't you raise your hands when you get a hole-in-one?)
You can read these and the other submissions in the comments of the original post.
Thanks for playing, everyone — you were great!
Next haiku contest: regional expressions!