I usually avoid wearing green on this day. (Long story.)
I think I've had green beer only once.
But isn't it cool how they dye the Chicago River green? Check out this stop-motion video of the process!
But really, St. Patrick's Day isn't about wearing green or parades or rivers or leprechauns or even green beer.
It's about a British teenager who was captured and sold into slavery in Ireland, and then... well, here's a rundown of the story from Relevant Magazine.
* And by "served," I mean if you bring the beer, I will drop some green food dye into it.