"What if I want mushroom soup for my soul?"
— overheard from a librarian while checking books in
"If you want to work here, you’re gonna have to dress the toothbrush."
— Deb B., quoting her former employer in a story of her days as a dental assistant, referring to the six-foot-tall thematically-dressed toothbrush outside the office
"Stop buying hunting licenses! Get out there and shoot the bear!"
— Jeremy G., referring to some people's ongoing pursuit of academic degrees